She's So Money by Cherry Cheva

Author:Cherry Cheva [Cheva, Cherry]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Haper Collins
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

There were a few assignments and xeroxed book pages in my locker the next day after school, with a Post-it from Camden explaining due dates and what grade or credit level needed to be achieved. He also put which assignments were for whom, although that was just for my own information; it certainly wasn’t anything I was going to pass down to Cat and Jonny, in the interest of keeping everyone besides me and Camden in the dark as much as possible. I finished packing my backpack, which was already heavy with one of Camden’s textbooks that he’d forgotten to xerox the pages for, and then headed to the tutoring office, where I found my friends. I dragged them into one of the study rooms and shut the door.

“All right, guys,” I said, trying to sound businesslike as I rifled through the relevant papers and books. “Here are your assignments. Cat, you’re doing some math for tonight and some Chem for Monday. Jonny, you’re writing an English paper, which is due tomorrow.”

“What’s it on?” he asked.

“Leaves of Grass.”

“Leaves of Ass,” he said instantly.

“Hilarious,” I said.

“Ain’t it?” Jonny smirked and high-fived his own right hand with his left one. I tossed Derek’s copy of Leaves of Grass at him and he thumbed through it. “Are you aware that the owner of this has drawn a flipbook across most of the pages?” He peered at the pages through his glasses, then slid them down so he could flip through it over their top edge.

“No,” I said. I took the book from him. There was a flipbook drawn in the corner of a pair of boobs that grew and grew until they finally burst in a shower of confetti.

“That’s not bad,” Cat said, reaching over my shoulder to flip the flipbook again.

“Yeah, I kinda gotta give the guy credit,” I agreed, handing the book back to Jonny. Wait, I’d just revealed that this particular customer was male. Well, whatever, no big deal there. The security didn’t have to be one hundred percent anonymous on all levels; it just had to be mostly that way.

“Anyway,” I continued, “Jonny, it’s all you. It’s five pages, and it doesn’t have to be any good.”

“Sweet,” he said.

“Your stuff can suck too, Cat,” I said.

“Awesome.” She grinned.

“Seriously, it if takes either of you any more than like, an hour, tops, you’re trying way too hard.” I leaned back in my chair and stretched, glad that everything was going smoothly so far.

“Oh, this won’t take me an hour,” Cat said, looking at the xeroxed pages of Stacey’s math book and smiling to herself. “Unless I get distracted looking at Stacey’s doodling.”

She showed me the papers—in between most of the math problems were loopy, flowery versions, in various handwritten fonts, of “Stacey Ray-Depp,” “Stacey Ray-Bloom,” and “Stacey Ray-Timberlake.” Oh, great. So much for security there. Well, as long as Cat and Stacey never spoke to each other, which they never would, everything would be fine.

Right?

Cat flipped through the rest of

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